Harrison

You may be looking for Harrison's Left Eyebrow Follicle 74 instead. Harrison is easily the most hated character in all of the Colegum for many reasons.

Reasons for Hatred
He is just so fat and ugly.

Appearance
Harrison is a disgusting gremlin with mustard-yellow scales. His nose protrudes outwards in a wave-like pattern, swooping in and out of the clouds. No one really knows how it feels to be his eyes, but they are smooth. His mouth is agape and ready to consume the circles. His body is unlike any other, a fractal of infinite spikes and mountains. He who touches Harrison is he of the beavers. Harrison has no limbs, but if he did they sure would be frightened with the power of twenty-eight suns. He makes up for where he lacks in flailing arms with his glorious eyebrows. They are so brown.

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